Randomness from Children

Deacon:

"Up. Down. That's opposites.

Hot. Cold. That's opposites.

Light. Dark. That's opposites.

Bleeding. Not Bleeding. That's opposites."

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Deacon:
(while reading a book with the alphabet in it)

"F, G, H, I, J, K.... where's elameno?"

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Deacon:
(at the end of church, while an older member of the ward said the prayer)

"Mommy! That lady's going to die soon! She's really old!"

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Faith:

"I hate when bees come near me, cause I'm allergic to pollen."

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Aaron (my sister's little boy, who is THE funniest kid in the world, without trying.):

"I hate books about the Titanic 'cause it always sinks."