Reasons why...

... I have children:

1. I will need someone to take care of me when I get old.

But a more immediate reward of children-

2. They can do my chores.

Do the dishes Deacon!!! That bowl better be shining!



Look how hard he is working on that plastic bowl.




I realize that if I didn't have kids then I wouldn't have the messes that need to be cleaned up. I haven't quite figured out that Catch-22.

But I really want someone to visit me in the nursing home someday.